Wednesday, April 23, 2008

The Cost of Children

When I set the baby on the counter at the store today, the clerk laughed and said, "How much for the baby?" I said, "I don't know, what are babies going for these days?" Then the clerk looked at BP1 and said, "How much for you, sweetie? One Million, perhaps?"

BP1: "Nothing!"

Heza: "Nothing? You mean she can have you for free?"

BP1: "I'm not free! I'm four!"

Clerk dies laughing.