Blast from the Past

I had a "Big Wheel" when I was Bennett's age; it was my very much loved first bike. My boy discovered the Radio Flyer Knock Off in Toys'R'Us today; he was having so much fun testing it out, that a store employee actually asked him to slow down. I thought I was done birthday shopping for him. I was wrong...

Where the hell am I going to hide this until his Birthday?