Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Religions of the World

Hare Krishna - Crap happens, Rama Lama Ding Dong

Hinduism - This Crap happened before

Islam - If Crap happens, take a hostage

Zen - What is the sound of Crap Happening?

Buddhism - When Crap happens, is it really Crap?

7th Day Adventist - Crap happens on Saturday

Protestantism - Crap won't happen if I work harder

Catholicism - If Crap happens, I deserve it

Jehovah's Witness - Knock Knock, "Crap Happens"

Unitarian - What is this Crap?

Mormonism - Crap happens again, and again, and again...

Judaism - Why does this Crap always happen to me?

Rastafarianism - Let's smoke this Crap!

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