BP1: Does Pooh Bear have a Brain?
Heza: No. He has stuffing.
BP1: Why does he have stuffing?
Heza: So that he isn't flat.
BP1: Oh.
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Not my proudest parenting moment, but it displays both the stress level I was attempting to hide as well as BP1's stellar future lawyering skills:
BP1 (after I addressed her as "Love"): Why did you call me "Love"?
Heza: Because it was nicer than calling you "Shit Head".
BP1: Well, you could have called me "Monkey"!
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